Skanky Habenero

When a girl eats taco bell and takes a dump and a guy will lick it clean off of her butthole.

"Yeah dude it was amazing, she let me give her a skanky habenero."

by Cheblin April 9, 2024

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021