Historia reiss

A bisexual beautifull girl in the attack on titan series thats shown by far the most character progress also kinder then you

Male/NotAFemale: "So... hey Historia... how about a date?"

Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."

by naruto reiss uzumaki September 14, 2016

homo genius: A history of gay inventors

a series of videos featuring new (cheap) combos/moves from fighting games.

Today, on this week's homo genius: A history of gay inventors, we show Jin's Ice Car, the "Cheapest Move" BlazBlue has to offer. So, call 1-800-625-2009 to get your the "easy" to use ice car. What are you waiting for? Order now!

by Superbad Express August 21, 2010

Histronomy

1. A Lifelike creature that is relatively strong in some cases, but really pall.

2. A subject that covers History and Astronomy.

1. Wowza...Look at that Histronomy crawling around my leg.

2. I think I'm going to take Histronomy AP.

by Inediblebird February 13, 2003

histagram

a historic event represented as an instagram

lincoln took a selfie in that histagram before going to the theater.

by histagrams November 26, 2013

Mens history month

Mens History month will be celebrated every may and December

Heard of “mens history month”
Yes best month of the whole year

by HEEHEE OWWWWWS March 9, 2022

Canada's History

A sexual act requiring four participants: 2 men; 1 young woman; and one elderly woman, ideally from montreal. Also necessary are a pair of moose antlers; a gallon jug of maple syrup; and ideally the stanley cup, although a replica can be substituted. The act begins with the young woman, called "Alberta Bertha," strapping on a large prosthetic penis carved from a walrus tusk and having lubricated it with maple syrup penetrates the rectum of one of the young men. This young man, the "Toronto Blue Jay," faces away from the woman penetrating him, bends over, reaches between his spread legs and grips her ankles firmly. The second man, called the "Buttfuckin canuck," stands behind the young woman and inserts his penis in her rectum while simultaneously penetrating her vaginally with one end of the moose antlers. The elderly french canadian woman then kneels behind the second man, inserting the other end of the moose antlers into her own vagina, and licks his rectum while masturbating with two fistfuls of french fries covered in gravy. For this reason she is called the "Madame Poutin." Extra fries, gravy, and maple syrup for lubricant are kept close at hand in the stanley cup. The resulting configuration of bodies in silhouette closely resembles the stylized maple leaf on the Canadian flag. Purists prefer there to be a heavily medicated beaver present, altho most modern practitioners consider The Beaver to be outmoded in the internet age.

"Hey hoser, look at that granny and her grand daughter over there. It'd be great to hook up with them for a Canada's History, eh?"

by Father Partridge Family Values February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When the aphrodisiacal element present in ground moose antlers (chocolate) which stimulates the circulatory system and increases sexual libido, is imbibed in tall soy peppermint mocha frappucinos by a thousand Canadians watching the Stanley Cup finals, this depraved sex act has been known to occur in the stadium bathrooms. Starting with the pouring of maple syrup onto the nude, hairless, lithe bodies of affected Canadians, Canada's History ends with what can only be described as a game of drunken, syrupy-sweet Twister gone very, very wrong.

1. I'd like to go with you to the Stanley Cup, but I am afraid of what I've heard about Canada's History.

2. I've heard of Canada's History, but never really believed it until now!

by ariannahiggins February 6, 2010