The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
by Bingo Bongo Gimme da Congo February 6, 2020

by Lulu of Carlton February 8, 2022

Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!
by movensilenze June 24, 2022

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!
by spike14 February 20, 2014

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016

by jtlrst June 28, 2020
