Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face
by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021
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Homewrecker Hillbilly

A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.
Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.
by Pseudoo February 22, 2021
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hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!
My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!
by spike14 February 18, 2014
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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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Hillbilly Hibachi

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.
Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.
by the real dick clark January 07, 2022
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Hillbilly Cunt

You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!
by Lulu of Carlton February 09, 2022
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Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
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