hi

HI = highly intelligent
An ironical way to say your comment makes as much sense as Gorge Bushs shoe.

Often played joke on n00bs introducing themselves.

'MM': "Yo, I'm Mefisto. Wosseps, yo shizzelish dishifishstick, bums?"
Mod/Vet: "HI."
'MM': "Hi, wazzup sipfick?"
Mod/Vet: "HI."
'MM': "Um, hi."
Mod/Vet: "HI."
'MM': "STOP SAYIN DAT WORD!!!"
Mod/Vet: "HI, like in YOU MAKE NO FU*KIN SENSE!!!"

by Mefisto Monster April 19, 2006

hi

a way to point out to somebody that you are there and would like to be noticed. also short for high

Girl: Hi!
Guy: um... hi... who are you?

by i luv jesse mccartney April 26, 2005

HI

is to greet someone or something

Hi there!!

by YouTube101 January 25, 2017

HI!

wut u say when ur sexually arroused by a friend

friend : hey jack, wuts up?
me : HI! OMG LETZ BANGLOLLOOLoeneone!

by being cool March 25, 2005

Hi

A Unsightly Pimple or zit on your ass or butt if you are not allowed to say ass

I Have A Big Hi On My Butt

by ASDADSADAASDA March 29, 2010

hi

the way u feel after you've been drugged up

"I'm sooo hiiii... I don't know what the hell is going on." (towely from south park)

by pussylover May 21, 2003

hi

the word that is used by all people at least 1 time if they speak english

hi man, yo mama is fun to play with

by tarder October 5, 2005