the place where you go if your a lawyer, contracter, george bush, a politician, george bush, george bush, or a politician.
by the one whos not you November 13, 2006
Get the hellmug. me: Hell is german for dark
dmbass: So, the german hell is dark!
me: *bitch slaps that motherfucker*
dmbass: So, the german hell is dark!
me: *bitch slaps that motherfucker*
by NO May 13, 2005
Get the hellmug. by kate November 22, 2004
Get the hellmug. is so funny. some of the things clasify as hell are acceptable meanings, but those who try to describe it? "little men in red horned pyjamas sticking pitchforks in your ass" hah! maybe you people should wake up to real world, yes? fuckin' psychos!! hell exists. i've seen it. satan? he's a dickhead. he doesn't rule hell. or at least, not the one you people think you know...
hell is such a pretty place, although they could really do with some renovations. such a happy place, where the "demons" inhabiting it are beyond quite a few horror movies, although unlike most, they aren't entirely mindless beasts. its more like an alternate universe to this one. yeh, that about sums it up. and its preferable, because the "demons" and all that are my kind of people. we get along pretty good. and human souls? they dont go there, its more like they're reborn into this world, in which they can rise out of, to glory and god's grace and all that sappy bs. ugh. revolting. but, if they are destroyed in "hell", then they pass from all existance. believe me!
by now you're asking yourselves: if i like "hell" so much, then why am i here? mainly because i'm on holiday... okay, i'm lying. i pissed off one of the major deities whos got friends in high places, so to speak, and i was sent to endure an entire mortal lifespan (the traditional holiday length), on this chunk of space-dust. it might not have been so bad had they sort of accidentally-on-purpose put me in such a dead-end life. i'm rambling again, aren't i?
hell is such a pretty place, although they could really do with some renovations. such a happy place, where the "demons" inhabiting it are beyond quite a few horror movies, although unlike most, they aren't entirely mindless beasts. its more like an alternate universe to this one. yeh, that about sums it up. and its preferable, because the "demons" and all that are my kind of people. we get along pretty good. and human souls? they dont go there, its more like they're reborn into this world, in which they can rise out of, to glory and god's grace and all that sappy bs. ugh. revolting. but, if they are destroyed in "hell", then they pass from all existance. believe me!
by now you're asking yourselves: if i like "hell" so much, then why am i here? mainly because i'm on holiday... okay, i'm lying. i pissed off one of the major deities whos got friends in high places, so to speak, and i was sent to endure an entire mortal lifespan (the traditional holiday length), on this chunk of space-dust. it might not have been so bad had they sort of accidentally-on-purpose put me in such a dead-end life. i'm rambling again, aren't i?
by 'nuff said April 30, 2004
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by beavertale June 2, 2021
Get the hellmug. a world full of pain were you get dipped in lava 10000 times refreshing
rember kids always trust strangers giving out candy theres definetly not a razor in it
hopefully
rember kids always trust strangers giving out candy theres definetly not a razor in it
hopefully
by hi i love candy August 31, 2017
Get the hellmug. Helle is the owner of the famous dog Tango! Helle is very kind and beautiful! Everybody likes Helle! She is amazing and supersmart!
by mådderfåkker May 7, 2020
Get the Hellemug.