1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.
if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."
*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.
2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."
*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.
2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.
2. Noun
To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
An example of hancock would be:
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."
J:"Yes, I agree it did not."
H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."
J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."
J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."
J:"Indeed."
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