Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 21, 2017

Handy

A very fat leprechaun that can massage your toes with his nose and ears

Handy please eat my pineapples

by Cheez-It fingers May 10, 2018

Handy

A short way of saying handshake.

Use this word and no one will ever be concerned for your mental health.

You will be so cool... trust me :)

Stella: Oi! Jaimee! GIVE ME A HANDY!
*shakes hand*
Jaimee: Ooooo Stella that was a firm Handy.

by BigFatWhore6969 July 13, 2019

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024