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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Pilankada Handiya

Pakayo inna handiyak
Oya handiya nikn pilankada handiya wage
by Nonsoskdmdmwms November 23, 2021
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Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi
by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022
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one handien

Someone or Something that has one hand/ arm.
Hansel Emanuel is a One Handien. Or you can say, You are a stupid one Handien
by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022
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slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.
Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.
by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023
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