by Nobody April 13, 2005
Get the Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitchmug. A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
Get the Thirty Finger Handjobmug. by woler December 6, 2022
Get the Handjobmug. Themselves
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
Get the Handjobmug. by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020
Get the handjob tattoomug. The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.
Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.
by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020
Get the Israeli Handjobmug. The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
Get the Halliburton Handjobmug.