Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

by Nobody April 13, 2005

Jimmy Handjob

The act of masturbating to comical movies

Last night I caught my roommate pulling a Jimmy Handjob to Animal House.

by Mcfizzletodetizzle November 10, 2013

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016

handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster March 20, 2016

wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob

Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob

by Kappington November 1, 2018

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Persian handjob

The act of when a old persian lady gets some tahdig and choresht and uses it as lube. After you cum she can have the hearted food cause the fun is so steamy.

My chaleh jUst gave me a persian handjob after we mofted food.

by Agha cos kesh August 28, 2018