ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.

He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.

by Mcwhit April 23, 2021

Ham overhang

a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;

b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion

"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"

"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!

by Jeremyhotpepper September 23, 2011

sis-ham

Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.

1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...

by Sisham May 11, 2008

Ham-macking

Making out while hammocking.

Bro #1 - Did you hear Julian went ham-macking last night!
Bro #2 - No way?! For real?

by SpookyNoodle28 July 17, 2020

Ham Sprinkles

Bacon Bits

You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015