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my throat hurts

my throat hurts when i suck too much dick
by cantnevercouldmmm March 3, 2020
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Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble
If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.
by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014
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The Hurt Locker

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"
by Henry Reacroft May 4, 2010
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don't hurt em

a compliment paid to a sexy female as she walks pass you. this phrase is not spewed at each and every sexy female, but only the ones who are sexy, dressed to death from head to toe, and throwin dat booty xtra hard cuz she know you lookin. 9 times outta ten she smilin from ear to ear after you say it, but you'll never know cuz her back is towards you. she smilin though, trust me. she don't just look good,she hurtin em.

or
you see her, she look good but you on the go and don't really have time tospit at her. next best thing: don't hurt em baby
as she passed by him he did'nt try to spit at her because she was waaay outta his league and he knew he'd get shot down. but she looked sooo good that he just had to say something. so he said "don't hurt em baby".
by LastLogo October 10, 2010
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Hurt Locker Cameo

Noun. When a recognizable or distinguished actor appears in a film whose cast are predominantly unknowns. Refers to the 2009 Best Picture Winner "The Hurt Locker," in which actors Ralph Fiennes, Evangeline Lilly, and Guy Pearce made brief cameos.
Lance Henriksen pulled a Hurt Locker Cameo when he made Screamers 2.
by LongMayBlues June 21, 2010
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butt hurt report

When someone expresses their anguish in a very annoying way.
As soon as your done whining about your ex, go ahead and fill out a butt hurt report and then mail it to your mommy.
by dr. lexus555 November 2, 2011
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hurt carl with quarters

when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.
I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.
by Billy wanger February 27, 2004
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