Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.

Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?

by Axeman51 September 27, 2018

Flesh Hose

The penis, cock, knob, schlong

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose

by The Course Man October 22, 2023

Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.

bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet

by soIcanenteranythinghere? October 28, 2015

Mexican Fire Hose

Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.

“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!

“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”

by Rollermanfromspace May 21, 2023

semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 04, 2018

Thirst hose

Penis.

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.

by Music Club December 14, 2018

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 19, 2021