germany

According to the German buisnessmen on The Simpson German is "The Land of Chocolate"

German Boss: What improvements do you reccomend for the plant?
Homer: Well, uh. Um....I wish the vending machine wasn't so picky with the dollar bills it takes.
German Boss: I understand Homer, we too are from the land of chocolate.
Homer: Mmmm, the Land of Chocolate!
IN DREAM: *frolics around taking a bite out of chocolate bunnies*
Homer: la la la...la la
German Boss: Homer? Homer?!

by Yobastanker May 15, 2005

Zee Germans

It is actually a term used to make fun of how Germans speak english.

"Zee" is the inability of Germans to enunciate the 'th'.

Hans-Dieter: "Zee Lederhosen were so tight JA, I could not feel zee schnitzel änymore!"

Klaus:"Scheiss mich an, du Sau!"

Trevor: "Did you hear what Zee Germans said?!

Mike: They are not German, they're frickin' idiots!!!"

by Zee Hermantor May 9, 2006

German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

by Bob0008 January 4, 2009

German Bombardier

The act of swinging on a chandelier, while wearing flight goggles, grabbing your penis as if controlling an airplane, making plane noises, and dropping a mad duce directly upon your woman below you.

Last night I gave my girl a German Bombardier.

by Af0rest0fAsh August 24, 2010

German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"

Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011

German

Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.

Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck

by Sparkle Hitler April 23, 2018

Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.

Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.

by POBKN January 8, 2012