grundle rub

when someone rubs your grundle with their foot in a sexual manner

John, this grundle rubbing must stop at once!

by max & fish December 20, 2004

grundledwarf

n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle

I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.

by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008

Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

grundle scum

the crusty and flaky substance that forms between a persons ball sack and butt hole. The substance often secretes a foul smelling odor. In some cultures it is a symbol of dominance for a male to force a female to eat the scum off of the male. This has also become a popular act in College dorms throughout the United States.

Hey fuck face, every time you sit on the couch naked you leave a pile of grundle scum.

by XPC-Sacramento November 7, 2010

Grundle Boy

Any person who looks like the sloth from ice age and looks like he has a taint for a chin is a Grundle Boy.

Yo that kid over there, thats grundle boy.

by ctboy32 July 1, 2011

Grundleplith

A grundleplith is the foreskin that has been recently removed and set out to dry on the lab table from a circumcision. One may act as if they are a grundleplith by being a complete douche and shitting on everyone's day.

Justin Bieber was nominated as Grundleplith of the Year 3 years in a row.

by Guy Ledouche August 31, 2013

Gamer Grundle Tap

Masturbating with a Playstation controller vibrating against your grundle.

Fendley was performing the gamer grundle tap wile playing Spider Man 3. OHHHHH! TOBY MAGUIRE!!!!!

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007