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greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.
"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."
by A-train April 16, 2005
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grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!
by Mealoil July 9, 2010
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Ball grease

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.
by Madison20691 May 30, 2006
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Coon Grease

1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!
Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!

ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!
by peterbattista November 3, 2006
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Grease Face

A Person with an oily face. Usually the face is shiny with the appearance of having grease on their face. Most of the time it is accompanied by acne
Person 1:"Hey, do you know Victor?"
Person 2:"The one that thinks he works for Atlantic?"
Person 1:"Yeah, HIM!"
Person 2:"Yeah, That Grease Face"
by Manovich Sucks May 16, 2008
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kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits
Damn, I have kitten grease,
by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010
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Greased axle

When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.
John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!
by Fredmike April 13, 2009
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