grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other

(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Grape lips

Grape lips

“Shit it grape lips”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know”

by treetree November 20, 2020

Grape Head

An immature "elementary school"insult given to you by a perverse and unsupervised 7 year old at taco bell

7 year old: "you're a grape head!"
You: "what does that even mean?"

by Jolly526 May 15, 2016

Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.

I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.

by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011

grapes in the tuna

The act of mashing ones testicles into a female vagina. It provides no sexual satisfaction, but it sure is fun!

Dylan: You hit that?
Jim: She's a little freaky. She just wanted grapes in the tuna, and that was it. I had to finish off when I got home.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 21, 2018