Skip to main content

Gorilla Fart

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.
I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.
mugGet the Gorilla Fart mug.

gorilla press

Performing coitus with a female in the "doggie" position whilst using ones arms to vigorously push/pull their pelvis up and down one's cock. (the act resembling the motions of a roosting gorilla)
"I was pulling some mad monkey tag on her and decided to pick up to full on gorilla press dude."
by Biffro Jones. May 10, 2003
mugGet the gorilla press mug.

Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire
That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
by D the M May 17, 2011
mugGet the Gorilla Basting mug.

Gorilla Chest

When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.
Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.
by VelvetC February 26, 2011
mugGet the Gorilla Chest mug.

River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009
mugGet the River Gorilla mug.

Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.
She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.
by Frideezy January 30, 2009
mugGet the Gorilla Spank mug.

gorilla cakes

by Jehri neutron January 20, 2014
mugGet the gorilla cakes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email