Walnut Goggles

What a person has as a result of a guy placing his sack on their face and spreading it apart so that each nut is snuggled into each of the person's eye sockets.

Shut up or else you'll be wearing some walnut goggles!!

by Psycho Steve December 23, 2007

Sand goggles

Placing ones ball sack over someones eyes and proceding too fart into there mouth.. But look out PINK EYE is a major problem with this

Umm like teabagging but with farting invovled.. called sand goggles

by Zach butkus December 22, 2008

cum goggles

When a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. This is so someone can give a facial to the cum goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.

Man did you see that bukkake? That girls' eyes are drowning because of those cum goggles.

by Captain Benjamin Sisko December 13, 2006

Beer Goggles

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.

Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.

by stevemcccormick October 26, 2007

Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.

John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.

by benjiclayton March 23, 2008

ear goggles

synonym for large ear phones

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.

by POG November 30, 2004

indian goggles

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.

She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.

by Big Pimpin January 17, 2004