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Goblin Drill

A 4 elixir card in clash Royale that lets your opponent know that your household lacked a father figure when placed. When mirrored, it in turn let’s your opponent know that you take it up the ass. This is a card released in 2016 and should have stayed as a shitty idea some supercell worker high off crack cocaine suggested one day when they were desperate for an asspull money grab idea. While the goblin drill itself is well known around the community to harbour homosexual essence, a specific deck archetype this card can be used in; the cycle archetype, alerts every gay and lonely man within a 500 mile radius that you miss the feeling of a fat one in your ass.
Hey! This guy plays goblin drill cycle!

I bet he likes watching men mud fight naked!
by GoblinDrillSucks082 July 12, 2022
mugGet the Goblin Drillmug.

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick
That Troy! Such a helmet goblin
by Miyhgt June 7, 2019
mugGet the Helmet Goblinmug.

Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021
mugGet the Goblin Handsmug.

poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
mugGet the poop goblinmug.

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"
Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?
by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017
mugGet the googs goblinmug.

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.
“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”
by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022
mugGet the Swab Goblinmug.

Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.
Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.
by IceStormLily November 11, 2020
mugGet the Betrayal Goblinmug.

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