Goalie

First of all a goalie in soccer is the most important player, because of the whole team messes up its up to the goalie to save the teams butt. It also sucks being a goalie because they are thought of the least important player on the team because they don't run around but in face they have to have the most skill on the team because when that ball is coming in there direction they have to think of where the person is going to go, where the ball is going to go, what hight is the ball gonna go, and when should they dive and they have to get all of that right. Also if a goalie messes up it's always remembered but the good saves are just looked upon like that is our job. Not to mention if the weather is bad how much worse it is for us goalies than all of the field players like we have to jump, dive, and run in that weather. Goalies are also basically mini coaches because they can see the whole field. sometimes we have to tell something to our forwards so we have to scream and omg is that annoying when they don't hear us. So maybe now people will have more respect for us goalies

"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME" "WATCH NUMBER 10 BROOKE" screamed the goalie.

by Bmiller April 27, 2019

gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

by The Real Driller March 31, 2020

Goatdini

The leader of the goats. A man obsessed with goats and owns many goats. He lives among the goats. His life goal is to serve the goats.

Woah, it’s the Great Goatdini! The man fate has chosen to serve the goats, all the goats shall worship him.

by Dragon_Frenzy June 7, 2023

urban gold

Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.

Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.

It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.

by sparklologist December 29, 2009

Chinese Gold Farmer

Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.

People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.

by Budthestud May 1, 2013

Poopi Goldberg

1. (Noun, Singular) - Another Name for Whoopi Goldberg. So named because she told President Donald Trump To Poop or get off the pot on daytime television back in 2015.

1. Sheryl, don't be another Poopi Goldberg- If you can't say anything nice about President Trump, then keep both your mouth and your legs shut!

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020

Comedy goalie

A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).

I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!

by Tommy Nomore May 9, 2021