Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

GLOONK

A very massive pew pew.

Calm down Gayla don't pull out the gloonk!!!!!!!!

by WigSnatcher6879 November 16, 2020

goon

someone who is being VERY silly aka slightly dumb

person 1: i’m so ugly

person: stop being a goon

by Brando42069 March 31, 2021

Goondi

A goondi is an overly large clitoris that resembles a small penis

"Hey man, heard you got some action last night?"
"Yeah, it was going good until I saw her goondi."

by adidasteeth May 25, 2021

goondight

your friend tries to say goodnight to you, but instead they make a typo.

friend: goondight, i love you guys
other friend; GOONDIGHT

by askkskskkcnd. d June 1, 2021

Goonda2006

A fake Chad who is Dumb

Goonda2006 is a fake chad

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 2, 2022

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.

I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!

by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022