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german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.
I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.
by Swedish Bob November 9, 2006
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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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German Bombardier

The act of swinging on a chandelier, while wearing flight goggles, grabbing your penis as if controlling an airplane, making plane noises, and dropping a mad duce directly upon your woman below you.
by Af0rest0fAsh August 24, 2010
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German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!
by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011
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German

Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
by Sparkle Hitler April 23, 2018
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Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
by POBKN January 8, 2012
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GemStoneMatrix

right click on main window -> Battery -> GemStoneMatrix
by Selim April 25, 2005
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