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Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems
Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE
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Gremlin

goats that are pushin p
Damn Paige and Dawson are some fucking gremlins
by Super gremlin February 4, 2022
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Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes
Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world
Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there
by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017
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gamerscore gremlin

Someone who goes to extreme or unnecessary measures to get achievements for games. Doing things such as buying games they'll never play again just to get some Xbox gamerscore or Playstation trophies to show off to their friends as some sort of "reward". A gamerscore gremlin is the type of person who would skip a group event to stay home and get ahead of another friend in achievements.
Person 1: Is Bill coming to the fire tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he's too busy being a gamerscore gremlin.
by vulpine_1 May 3, 2021
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Dorm Gremlin

A roommate, typically in a college dorm, who is rarely seen during daylight hours but becomes active late at night.
"I swear I bought a full bag of Doritos yesterday, but the dorm gremlin must have gotten to them last night."
by Proney September 9, 2025
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attention gremlin

A self-conscious woman constantly seeking validation from others in failed attempts to increase self-esteem in herself. Most common found in nightclubs and bars. Mostly, but not entirely, under the influence or drugs and/or alcohol.
by bbbarbiedoll73 May 1, 2020
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