Grandma Juice

An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.

Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.

Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.

by EMunger May 26, 2009

grandma's dicky

noun used to say that something is not likely to ever happen. if used to explain a person it means that that person is not likely to do anything for you

"That will happen like grandma's dicky"

"Hey look its Jack, Grandma's dicky!"

by Johnson & Opex October 13, 2007

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

grandmas crack

That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

by OMGWTFBBQMYNAMEISJOSH November 16, 2007

Grandma's House

An altered state of mind catagorized by drunkeness. Used as slang or code.

Boy: "Hey man, are we going to Grandma's House this weekend?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, I got the bottle in my truck!"

by Weston Hargrove November 9, 2006

Kyle's Grandma

(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.

I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.

by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008

tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

by ryne August 26, 2005