I'm On The Edge Of Glory

When you are on the edge of good stuff

Strong empowered Women: "I'm on the edge of glory."
Wimpy Boy: "That's gay."

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

New Found Glory

a kick ass band, i luv em, and i dont think im punk coz i listen 2 it, im not an avril, i didnt take up skating coz i thought it was punk, and i dont wear baggy jeans, i just like the fuking music, so just coz they think theyre punk dont mean i think i am

nfg r tha bomb

by loser May 5, 2003

glop

is the thing you eat and is slimey but yet thick

get that glop son

get some of that glop son

look at all that glop

by bmlw August 27, 2008

edge of glory

On verge of orgasm

He came right when I was on the edge of glory. It sucked

by dippyW November 17, 2011

glory hole

A furnace used by glassblowers to heat pieces while working.

Larger pieces will often require many trips to the glory hole.

by Frozen August 17, 2003

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009