A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
by Mike Panama July 23, 2021
Get the Mexican Cum Guzzler mug.In Cork City, Ireland, Guzz or Guz, refers to eyes.
He's guzz-eyed means..
Primarily, he was a squint.
Also can mean he's drunk.
He's guzz-eyed means..
Primarily, he was a squint.
Also can mean he's drunk.
Cork City English..
D'youngfla have guzz eyes.
The Youngfellow has a squint.
I was guzzeyed with drink on Monday.
D'youngfla have guzz eyes.
The Youngfellow has a squint.
I was guzzeyed with drink on Monday.
by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005
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Get the dirty guzzo mug.1. A vehicle (typically an SUV) that consumes a large amount of gas.
2. An individual driving a guzzler.
2. An individual driving a guzzler.
1. "Dude, stop whining about gas prices and trade in your guzzler for a Prius."
2. "I was just about to grab a killer parking space, when some guzzler with a 'Palin for President' bumper sticker stole it fom me."
2. "I was just about to grab a killer parking space, when some guzzler with a 'Palin for President' bumper sticker stole it fom me."
by Milk Balls July 4, 2012
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Get the crumpet guzzler mug."dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
by Midge16 March 13, 2010
Get the cum guzzler mug.Huge fucking whore who is "passed around". Passed around- hoe who sucks everyone's dick. She swallows a lot of cum, of course, and has a nasty attitude.
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