Ghost Toke 

Holding in a hit of cannabis from the bong or pipe so long that all the smoke is absorbed into the lungs. Upon exhaling, no smoke exits the body, as it has all been absorbed into the person smoking cannabis.

"Dude, he's held it in for 30 seconds!"

*guy smoking exhales, and no smoke exits*

"Damn man, you just did a ghost toke!"

"Fuck yeah I did!" :)

Ghost Toke by RacistAsshole January 24, 2010

Ghostbusted

Catching someone in the act of ghostin'.

Jim was Ghostbusted by Louise when trying to leave the party without saying goodbye.

Ghostbusted by louiloop January 17, 2014

Ghost Wipe 

That amazing moment after pooping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your butt only to find that there's no poop to wipe. The remains of loose poop and dinkleberries went down with the clonk of poop. A type of Poop-Score

Guy in bathroom-SCORE!!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in bathroom-I just got a ghost wipe!
Guy outside of bathroom-Nice! Bonus!

Ghost Wipe by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

Ghost-listening 

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

Ghost-listening by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

twitter ghost

Someone that posts multiple tweets, but never gets a "mention", so they feel invisible on Twitter.

John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.

Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."

twitter ghost by iconoguy November 10, 2009

The Ghost

The Ghost is done when you are doing a girl doggy style in a dark room in front of a window and you switch places with a friend who was hiding in the closet, very quickly and quietly so she does not know. He then procedes to do her from behind while you walk outside and stand in front of the window and wave at the girl.

Me and Bob pulled the Ghost on this girl yesterday, she almost had a heart attack!

The Ghost by Jizzil Dizzil December 31, 2005

ghost ride 

To Ghost Ride The Whip

Ghost riding is the act of getting out of your car while it is in neutral or while it is in drive and dance around the car, on top of the car, or behind the car. Ghost riding was populized with the wave of hip-hop know as hyphy and with songs by e-40 and the Federation. The act of ghost riding was thought up of by the people of the san fran bay area but now is being utilized by many teenagers around the u.s.

i was rollin through southside oakland and i saw some of my niggas ghost ridin da whip, man dat shit is tight.

"Ghost ride the whip"

ghost ride by Lil' RyRy aka $Big Money$ aka Straight Gutta July 31, 2008