kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

Get your end off

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"

by Jaywant March 5, 2008

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008

get off my tray

In university or a school setting, while in the cafeteria when a random person is way too interested in what you are eating. The friend of a friend keeps asking questions until you say, “get off my tray”.

Friend: Are you just eating nachos for lunch?

You: I don’t know, get off my tray!

by Free the L May 24, 2023

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010