bakers gazillion

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

by eviljoy January 23, 2010

Man-gazine

(n) A periodical that wants you to know that it is definitely not one of those sissy magazines for women like "O" or "Cosmo" and is manly enough for men to be seen carrying in public.

Guns & Ammo, Assault Rifles Weekly, The Official Humvee Magazine, Military Today, Football Journal, The Manly Man's Manly Man-gazine of Manly Manliness,

by AngryChair February 9, 2010

Shlid-gazing

When you are talking to someone and you cannot help but notice how bad their shlid is and your eyes are drawn to it.

(taken from star gazing)

Was talking to Luke Taylor and couldnt help but Shlid-Gaze, was awkward

Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing

by hgjkdfls; July 29, 2012

miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

package gazing

A past time of women and gays. Chrcking out at a man's junk in a sexual manner

Hey Pete, want to go down to the beach and do some package gazing?

by Steddy loves cock June 13, 2017

Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

Double gazing

When someone one is so good looking that you cant help but look at them at least a second time.

That girl totally fancies me, i caught her double gazing at me.

by Blowminder August 13, 2018