Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.
An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
a tall kid, usually with glasses. sometimes cool, usually nice. very loyal no matter what others put him through. he can be aggressive at times because of his bitch count, 0, otherwise known as a lack of bitches.
someone “Oh shit! gabes trying to talk to a girl” someone else “nah that nigga got 0 bitches”