Petty Fuckery

A colloquial expression that refers to trivial, unnecessary, or small-scale mischief, drama, or antics that are carried out with the intent of annoying, inconveniencing, or provoking others. These acts are often spiteful or mean-spirited but lack any significant malice or serious consequences. They are typically perpetuated out of boredom, a desire for attention, or as a means of asserting dominance in a playful or passive-aggressive manner.

"I can't believe she spent the entire meeting doodling unflattering cartoons of the boss. That's some high-level petty fuckery right there."

by Jah’Paul March 26, 2024

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

System fuckery

A term in Litrpg/progression novels. Non-sensical or arbitrary rules and activity created by the system. Originated from "Primal Hunter" by Zogarth

"Why does it work?",
"idk, system fuckery, I guess".

by GenericSunset April 17, 2025

Karmic fuckery

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.

Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.

Unfair turn of events.

I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.

by Sparkles, the Unicorn of Truth June 13, 2025

Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.

By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest

by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025

Prelude to Fuckery

1. an introduction to a passionate, sexual encounter
2. foreplay
3. a best-selling erotic novel

Maks commenced his prelude to fuckery by preparing a romantic dinner for Meryl and scattering rose petals all over the bed.

by ArielLeira September 23, 2014

fuck boy fuckery

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid. Sending pictures of themselves, asking if you have a boyfriend, or simply trying to keep you interested without commitment. So, 'I've missed you so much, I'm just not ready for a relationship' -fuckery

I'm not interested in your fuckboy fuckery.

Fuck boy fuckery is the behaviour a fuck boy presents to get laid.

by Georgie0209 March 22, 2017