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THE DIAMOND FOOT WANK

the DIAMOND FOOTWANK is when a female wearing ankle socks and a short skirt (no knickers required) lies facing a male and shapes her legs like a diamond.she will then masturbate the erect penis with her feet whilst FLICKING HER BEAN. with the fantastic view the male party will see EJACULATION does not take long.
the DIAMOND FOOT WANK is best appreciated in PULIC PLACES such as car show rooms and motorway hard shoulders
by mr shush July 30, 2010
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Football/Soccer

Football is the most common title to describe a sport that involves moving a spherical ball down a field on average 120 yards long and 80 yards wide without the use of the players' hands. Players can use any other part of the body (feet, head, torso) to move the ball. The point is for a team to get the ball into a goal on the opposite end of the field.

Soccer, today, is mostly famous as a minority term for football used mainly in the United States. The term was coined by the British to differentiate between "Association Football" and Rugby Football. It is derived from "Assoc." and is related to the slang "brekkers" and "ruggers" for breakfast and rugby respectively.

Today, soccer is used to describe football in countries that have other sports also called "football". The most famous example is the United States. The term is also very popular in Canada where American and Canadian football are both popular sports. Soccer is also used in Australia to differentiate from rugby. "Soccer" did not become a particularly popular, nor official, term for the sport in the United States until the mid-1970s and the sudden explosion in popularity of American Football.

Football/Soccer is the most widely played sport today, though it's popularity lags in the United States and Canada.
by Tavish MacFayden May 13, 2010
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foot chip

crumbs of food or garbage that seem to magically appear on your feet when walking around your home barefoot; usually occurs when you have a large family of over ten kids
I had to wipe my feet on the stairs to get the foot chips off.
by Sizzle Mah Nizzle March 15, 2011
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Fantasy Football Dictator

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.
The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.
by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009
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Flag Football

a different version of football where you have colored flags and boundaries besides that, it is like regular football.
Tom Brady: i used to play Flag Football
Joe Montana: Yeah me too
by JesusChristfootball September 21, 2011
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kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!
OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!
by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019
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put your foot in your mouth

Saying something that makes a person feel pain or embarrassment.
I had to second-guess you for a while for putting your foot in your mouth.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 27, 2005
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