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Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
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Freshmaker

The sexual act of pouring Diet Coke on your genitals and then encouraging your partner to fellate you with a Mentos in their mouth.
I got a Freshmaker from Tina last night and now I have to reupholster my Camry.
by charlie44 January 1, 2023
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cock hungry freshman

despite her manly appearance, she craves the male genitals of older, whore weary college males. Can be known to have bouts of constant mindless talking.
dude did you tap that ass last night?

no man, she was defiantly a cock hungry freshman...
by ostenbowa September 30, 2010
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the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.
I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it
by Candaaa May 28, 2014
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A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
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Freshmonger

A senior or upperclassman that is an outcast within their own grade, so they resort to being friends with underclassmen i.e Freshman.
Freshmongers are usually female, most often obese and hated by their own classmates. Freshman look up to them because they are upperclassmen and think they are cool for hanging out with one.
It is very likely that the Freshmonger won't have a date to the prom, so they invite one of their Freshman buddies so they won't be so lonely.
Freshman Girl 1: OMG rnt we sooo cool? We hng out with Seniors! Maybe they will invite us to prom!

Freshman Girl 2: We r soo hot! Let's go be sluts!

Freshmonger: Do you guys want to go to prom with me? Nobody wants to be my date!! Isn't that weird? I'm so hot!
by OptimisticallyChallenged March 8, 2011
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