A senior or upperclassman that is an outcast within their own grade, so they resort to being friends with underclassmen i.e Freshman.
Freshmongers are usually female, most often obese and hated by their own classmates. Freshman look up to them because they are upperclassmen and think they are cool for hanging out with one.
It is very likely that the Freshmonger won't have a date to the prom, so they invite one of their Freshman buddies so they won't be so lonely.
Freshmongers are usually female, most often obese and hated by their own classmates. Freshman look up to them because they are upperclassmen and think they are cool for hanging out with one.
It is very likely that the Freshmonger won't have a date to the prom, so they invite one of their Freshman buddies so they won't be so lonely.
Freshman Girl 1: OMG rnt we sooo cool? We hng out with Seniors! Maybe they will invite us to prom!
Freshman Girl 2: We r soo hot! Let's go be sluts!
Freshmonger: Do you guys want to go to prom with me? Nobody wants to be my date!! Isn't that weird? I'm so hot!
Freshman Girl 2: We r soo hot! Let's go be sluts!
Freshmonger: Do you guys want to go to prom with me? Nobody wants to be my date!! Isn't that weird? I'm so hot!
by OptimisticallyChallenged March 8, 2011
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Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.
These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.
It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.
These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.
It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.
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Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.
Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.
Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
by jacklondon555 June 2, 2018
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