The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.
'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'
by little manboy August 14, 2015
by Dichead January 20, 2009
its when u blow your load in the girls ass, or guy if thats what floats your boat, and when they shit, it comes out glazed and frosty
"there is a frosty log in the toilet mom!"
by larsie May 29, 2006
The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.
by QuailFeather January 11, 2009
The act of banging your friends girlfriend on the top of a bunkbed, only to have semen drip down on your sleeping friend below. Its mean and cold heart-hearted hence "Frosty Wingman"
"After everyone passed out at the party I totally pulled a frosty wingman on shelly last night. Nick didnt seem to notice till his face got warm.
by 63D July 13, 2011
A "jack frosty" is a unique dildo. The dildo is made by the male urinating in a condom, preferably a magnum condom, then the condom is placed in the freezer until the urine freezes. The female then uses the frozen urine filled condom as a dildo.
Caleb: Yo man, how was that girl you took home last night?
Aidan: Yeah, it was great, but she wanted me to do a jack frosty.
Caleb: Oh, thats fucked up.
Aidan: Yeah, it was great, but she wanted me to do a jack frosty.
Caleb: Oh, thats fucked up.
by Weed B Gon May 15, 2016
a pronoun double entendre:
1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.
2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.
2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance
by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010