show pony

A highly attractive partner that one treats as an accessory.

"Look at that show pony. He's been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends."

"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."

by lolitaellen March 04, 2014

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Bologna Pony

Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian

A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.

(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!

(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.

by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010

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Pony boy

Submissive gay boy who is attracted to older daddy types.

Big muscle daddy seeks slim twink pony boy.

by Ordtiz March 26, 2007

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Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.

The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.

by schnibbly wonka November 02, 2004

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Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 April 18, 2006

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