football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.

Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.

by JMC70 May 5, 2016

football boys

They fricking suck

Football boys play football but they suck

by Lolihateeveryone637 January 17, 2023

bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011

football hungover

The horrible morning-after hangover, when your college football team wins a nail-biter and you stay up until 4 in the morning running around on campus screaming and freaking out. Symptoms include but are not limited to voice loss, stomach-ache, and waking up 7 minutes before your 11:40 class starts.

Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.

by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010

football and chill

When tossing the pigskin becomes stroking the foreskin.

John: Yo bro r u and bae gonna football and chill?
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.

by @menwgees March 30, 2016

American Football

A fictional sport from the "Friday Night Lights" universe. Originally a book by H.G. Bissinger, it was also adapted into a movie and TV series. The sport itself is mostly nonsense, but an american organization, the NFL, saw fit to to interpret it for use in the real world. It is believed that the acronym NFL was created by scrambling the letters of FNL. Unlike FNL, the NFL is unscripted. This has been received negatively by critics who came to love the characterizations and plot lines in FNL. Most people are patiently awaiting the day that the NFL is cancelled and FNL is renewed.

American Football was better in the book.

by Obviously Really Real February 7, 2014

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005