Fondled

To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

fondlely

When you 'fondly' remember 'fondling.'

"I fondlely remember her touching me under the table."

by Uniffifiable J August 20, 2006

fondue

*Used when someone's buttcrack is showing*
To slide your finger in your friends buttcrack quickly.

*Ali bends over to pick up her pencil*
*Sarah races towards Ali's butt*
*Sarah slides her finger down Ali's pants*
Ali: Ah Sar, you just fondued me.

by sarali December 29, 2007

fondle

a collective group of boobs; more than just a pair of boobs...

Did you see the fondle of boobs in that bunch? Those lakers girls have quite the fondle.

by vanpirate January 16, 2009

FONDA

Fear Of Not Doing Anything. A feeling you get when you keep open one app after the other without any purpose just to pass time, but you don't get the satisfaction you want because you have a fear of not doing anything.

First usage - November 27, 2017 at the Graduate School of Education & Information Studies in University Of California, Los Angeles.

I am having a FONDA - I need to find some new app for my phone.

by thingamajig34 December 7, 2017

fondle the back wall

when a woman's vagina is so shallow that the tip of your dick touches her vagina wall.

that bitch is hot! i think i'll fondle the back wall tonight!

by Box breaker October 23, 2008