Florida Panthers

a shitty NHL franchise who luckily made the Stanley Cup finals back in 1996 but quickly ended up getting swept by the Avs. if u ask me they should move the Florida Panthers to somewhere else like Winnipeg.

Florida Panthers suck ass

by go_wings June 1, 2006

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007

Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.

Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"

by cr8rface January 22, 2009

Florida Gumbo

When a male or female vomit's in a female's vagina and then proceeds to eat it out.

So last night I did the Florida Gumbo to my girl.

by daaangpanda July 2, 2011

Florida Fling

- The art of dumping a handicapped person out of their wheelchair as made famous by Deputy Charlette Jones of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department, Hillsborough, Florida.

Dude, I thought I could get out of a DUI because of my wheelchair but that cop didn't give a shit. He gave me the Florida Fling and dragged my ass to downtown.

by Optic_Fuel March 5, 2008

hilliard florida

Hilliard, Florida is a town full of imbreds and hoes. Full of herpes, AIDS, and STDs. All the guys dicks are small. Truth.

Hilliard Florida: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL MY COUSINS TO THE YARD

by Your mom is a hoe,. December 7, 2018

florida southern

Florida southern is a college in the middle of Florida. Located in Lakeland, the only reason you will attend this school is if you play a sport or if you are in Greek life. On the weekends you can drink alone in your apartment or go to the infamous kaus which is the only 18 and older bar. Basically this school leads to enormous amounts of regret and you'll wish you went to FSU instead. Go mocs!

You go to Florida southern? Isn't that a dry campus?

by Blackmagic777 January 12, 2016