Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.
by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023
Get the Flex jrmug. The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
Get the Future Flexmug. When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.
Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.
by hilarioyo September 28, 2013
Get the flex stopmug. Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
by Spazoid November 28, 2016
Get the keyboard flexingmug. hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
by countinbis March 15, 2020
Get the flexing and flashingmug. by Onion Federal February 5, 2023
Get the hacienda flexmug. A flex mode is when a person is showing off insanely than normal
Its either done when a person is trying to get attention of their peers
Its either done when a person is trying to get attention of their peers
by plxykxd May 7, 2018
Get the flex modemug.