False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

baby flexing

when you act like a big shot but you aint shit

Dre- "Did you see Will today?
Me- "yeah that nigga was mad baby flexing"

by hdriscoll96 November 16, 2015

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021

flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

Pc flex

We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.

Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!

by BabaroG January 25, 2021