Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

faca yoa

when you edit your font bitmap and replace the u and k with a
this is what joel did in one of his facade streams

faca.. faca yoa
you know wha-

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

Façadification

When you create a façade or give something a false front (emotionally or physically)

“The set designer created a façadification of the building.”

by Hopsonsclassfavorite September 25, 2023

Facadence

Fa-Ca-Dence (Noun) is a word used to describe something like a mask of Facadence it's a metaphor for a Facading yourself and such below this is an example of what it means

The baby in yellow used his mask of facadence to manipulate and gaslight his babysitters to make them believe he is a normal innocent baby.

by YLGABL January 18, 2024

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024

flabalacious

A body part that is extremely jiggly and/or big.

“His butt is so flabalacious!” (As in jiggly)

Or

“That characters legs are flabalacious.” (As in big)

by Crabular June 9, 2024