A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Get the Fix mug.When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
by Mike109999 February 2, 2022
Get the Can't Fix Loser mug.A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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Get the Bro im going to fix my vr mug.Damn broski as if his mum fixes fences what a weirdo they’re all as skinny as his legs, his mums really a fence fixing weirdo
by Ur dog ugly November 22, 2020
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