Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021

Fix

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.

Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'

by Hym Iam July 14, 2024

footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party

Fuck you Ryan, it is a saying.

Ain’t no party like a last minute flight deck fix party.

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 18, 2024

West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.

Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.

by CLE ent November 20, 2018

cant fix stupid

Cant fix stupid means exactly what it says. You can not fix stupid people.

Hey there did you see what he just did you cant fix stupid .

by Tammy Lou Lou November 22, 2020