Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Fix

You want me to fix it? Ok.

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

fix on

The thing Mingi says before he raps, meaning focus- or pay attention- to his oncoming verse.

"Fix on!"

by xtacie July 24, 2025

fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.

Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.

by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017

skin fix

Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.

Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*

by Dr. Frank009 April 1, 2019

Mixing It To Fix It

The concept of a pimp secretly dealing drugs, engaging in fraud, armed robbery, home invasion, etc. to main his flash and glamour as if all of his money came from the earnings of prostitutes. Doing this openly is referred to as "macking". However, real pimps don't do any type of hustling because pimping is a lifestyle, not a hustle. Pimps look down on both "mixing it to fix it" and "macking" because it is not considered true Izm.

Mixing it to fix it the Motor City Mack, taking crazy chances.. counting out rack.. the world is mine, one brick at a time.. or send her to the blade, one trick at a time.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024

Fixed

How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?

Hym "That's definitely fixed. The mental retardation isn't going anywhere. Retard war 2025!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025