where you shoot oneself in a fatal place but you stay alive until you bleed out, so during this time ,while you're alive, you try to masturbate and finish as you die
by ALLTIMELOW69 February 26, 2014
Get the deathly finishmug. Brume is finished
by Who tf used “I’m HIM” March 9, 2023
Get the Finishedmug. Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
Get the The Marlboro Finishermug. by GhostWriterKee November 1, 2019
Get the Spooky Finishmug. by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023
Get the finish quantummug. When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Finishing Each Other’s Fartsmug. "Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022
Get the Finished FCmug.