Filthy Kitty

Unkempt or unshaven pubic hair on a woman

Eric - That chick is a dime!
Todd - Yeah man, but Mike told me she has one filthy kitty.
Eric - Fucking gross dude, what the fuck

by Mr. Tomatoman Something January 15, 2015

Filthy Pushpak

The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.

Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?

by ScottyBeamer August 26, 2020

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filthy Rhino

Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.

Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."

by FluffyWalrus February 3, 2014

Filthy Giblets

In video gaming: the bloody chunks or pieces of a non-player character's or player's body that are gratuitously thrown in multiple directions, often sliding on the ground or hurtling through the air, after being dealt a direct hit with a frag or other high intensity weapon such as the tau cannon or gauss gun introduced in the game Half Life. Also commonly shortened to gibs, however the usage of the descriptive form defined here provides a much more satisfying form of humiliation to the unfortunate recipient of the high energy weapon blast.

Dude, I just got covered in your filthy giblets when I gauss jumped off your head. I think your scrotum ended up in the next room beside your small intestine. Or maybe that's your colon. I don't know; I can't tell. Are you going to respawn now or just leave the server?

by Scythe October 11, 2016

the filthy Colm

The filthy Colm is the act of fucking a girl so hard, because you feel that your penis lacks the size to please her with mass alone, that she ends up getting scoliosis.

My girlfriend said that her exs all had really big dicks, I’ll have to try and give her the filthy Colm.

by Photonatron November 18, 2022