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Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow
The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.
I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.
by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025
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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008
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fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.
Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit
by DispatchHell November 10, 2018
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.
Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!
by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015
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