Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

ethics folder

A conspicuously inconspicuous place to hide your porn.

I keep my ethics folder prominently displayed on my desktop, for easy porn access. No one ever suspects it until they see it's over 6 gigs.

by ethics folder October 12, 2011

Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Napkin Folder

A Fah Dit. Can be found in the wild hunting down sales bonuses. Lacks inherent empathy of fully licensed Funeral directors. Snowflake in nature, melts in the heat of the kitchen. Has no chill.

Napkin folders have achieved Funeral Nepotism by making big sales.

by DrowningFish69 May 14, 2022

Spank Bank Folder

Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.

A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.

Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."

Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."

by Stang July 19, 2012

ben folds

A very VERY fabulous alternative piano rocker whose new album, Songs For Silverman, is completely and TOTALLY amazing. He has been called our generation's Elton John - but I think he's better, personally.

Ben Folds songs that everyone should download:
Gracie
Landed
There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
Zak and Sara
Gone
and, well, every other Ben Folds song out there.

by canesgirl May 20, 2005

folderize

When information regarding a business client or consumer of services is uniformly placed into a folder or chart in order to create a working document. (verb) fold-er-ize. (In the workplace, especially in human services where several confidential documents might be combined into a single folder/chart).

The secretary had to folderize several client's charts.

by Jamie2b2 January 9, 2009