Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.

Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???

by BGBRLY December 6, 2019

Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.

Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020

Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them

GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.

by Not augie April 18, 2017

doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.

Mr. farmer is doo flop.

by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017